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{"fact":"A cat can sprint at about thirty-one miles per hour.","length":52}

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{"slip": { "id": 179, "advice": "Never regret. If it's good, it's wonderful. If it's bad, it's experience."}}

{"type":"general","setup":"What’s the advantage of living in Switzerland?","punchline":"Well, the flag is a big plus.","id":278}

{"slip": { "id": 16, "advice": "It's unlucky to be superstitious."}}

{"type":"general","setup":"99.9% of the people are dumb!","punchline":"Fortunately I belong to the remaining 1%","id":398}

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{"type":"general","setup":"Why did the half blind man fall in the well?","punchline":"Because he couldn't see that well!","id":325}