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{"type":"general","setup":"Have you heard of the band 1023MB?","punchline":"They haven't got a gig yet.","id":110}

{"type":"general","setup":"How do locomotives know where they're going?","punchline":"Lots of training","id":119}

{"slip": { "id": 46, "advice": "Try going commando to an important meeting, NB: don't wear a skirt."}}

{"type":"general","setup":"How do you make holy water?","punchline":"You boil the hell out of it","id":52}

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{"slip": { "id": 102, "advice": "Tell it like it is."}}

{"fact":"Cats have the largest eyes of any mammal.","length":41}

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